100 Words or Less: On Not Washing Your Jeans

Levi's Jeans

Your jeans feel the brutal force and smell of every single one of your farts. Please wash them.

Levi Strauss CEO Chip Bergh is telling people that he never washes his jeans. Even Anderson Cooper rarely does it. I have met other people like this in the world, too.

And you know what? They just about always smell terrible.

Have you ever tried to put on pants that haven’t been washed in weeks, or even months? It’s like putting your legs right through an ass and carrying the stink along with you. In what reality do you think you can go without washing something that you constantly fart right into and be okay?

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Steve DiMatteo

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