Malibu Surfer Hangs Ten, Executed

Malibu Surfer Hangs 10

MALIBU, Calif. – California executed an inmate early Monday only a few miles from where prosecutors say this former surfer-turned-murderer orchestrated the hanging of ten people.

Brody “Switchfoot” Falcon’s last words were, “The surf may have been a little too gnarly when I wiped out those ten people, but thanks to my most awesome dude Jesus, I know I’ll be carving waves in heaven soon. All glory to the great forgiver, bro.”



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