No One Should Ever Apologize for Walking Into a Walmart Naked


Who hasn’t accidentally taken methamphetamine when they were trying to do ecstasy?

It’s a common mistake, which is why Kevin Hughes of Tega Cay, South Carolina shouldn’t have to apologize for anything.

Hughes took a midnight stroll through his local Walmart with nothing but his shoes on, and even though that’s likely not the weirdest thing those employees have seen, he still got the cops called on him. Did he not explain that he accidentally took meth?

Typically, Walmart is a black hole of humanity, so it certainly seems fitting that a drugged-out naked man would decide to spend his time there. It’s comfortable. It’s where he belongs. That’s what makes it even weirder that he wasn’t simply embraced. One wouldn’t be wrong in assuming this is something that happens at all Walmarts with some level of regularity.

And now, Hughes is embarrassed and sorry that he might have offended anyone.

If Walmart can’t be the place for weirdos to congregate, where else can they possibly go?

Steve DiMatteo

Author: Steve DiMatteo

Steve is an editor for Robot Butt. You can follow him on Twitter @steve_dimatteo.

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