Anthropomorphic Melon Baller Gets the Scoop on a Story

Melon Baller Gets the Scoop

It was a cold, snowy day when ace reporter Thadius Melonballer got the call. A house down on Auburn Rd. had been robbed, and Robot Butt needed the story. The police did their best to cover it up, but Thadius went to work.

So today, the editors of Robot Butt want to take a moment and shine the spotlight on our top-notch award-winning reporter Melonballer.

Thanks to his tireless efforts, our reporter dug deep and got the scoop. It’s shining examples of journalism like this that make Robot Butt what it is today.


Robot Butt News Corp.

Author: Robot Butt News Corp.

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