Vladimir Putin’s Nose Tickled By Soda


Vladimir Putin's Nose Delightfully Ticked by Soda Pop Bubbles

MOSCOW – President Vladimir Putin halted discussion with top Russian officials this afternoon to take a long cool swig from a tall glass of coke.

“I find the drink very refreshing and I love the way the bubbles tickle my nose,” Mr. Putin said conspiratorially as he leaned over to Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev.

Setting the glass down and leaning back with a satisfied smacking of his lips, Mr. Putin then continued discussions of the Kremlin’s plan to finish annexing Crimea.



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