‘Breast is Best,’ Insists Winking Hospital President

Breast is Best

Regional Hospital President Eric Webb spoke earlier today at a press conference about Heatherstone General’s new baby-friendly program.

“Breastfeeding is a natural and beautiful thing,” said Mr. Webb. “It’s best for the baby, and really anyone else that happens to be around.”

The hospital president went on to encourage women to breastfeed “any old time they feel like it: around the house, in a store, or just any place they happen to be.” Mr. Webb concluded by announcing that a new lactation room would be available right next to his office on the sixth floor.



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