Satan Fires PR Firm

The PR Firm from Hell

“I’m in the business of fear and suffering. I drop millions on a marketing blitz and all of a sudden, I’ve got people showing up like this is going to be the time of their lives? Just the other day I had some fat, camera-toting tourist in a Hawaiian shirt try to take a picture with me and his family. Then they thanked me for the great vacation and asked where they could get some ‘authentic’ dinner before I burned the flesh right off their bones and trapped their souls for eternity. And you’re trying to tell me that ‘maybe we should put out some positive spin?’ That it’s ‘good for business?’ I’ve got a great place reserved for you down here, you son of a bitch. Now GET OUT OF MY OFFICE.”

Robot Butt News Corp.

Author: Robot Butt News Corp.

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