Dave Chappelle Has Officially Re-Entered Our Lives – Probably
Mar31

Dave Chappelle Has Officially Re-Entered Our Lives – Probably

For the first time since he walked away from his popular TV show Chappelle’s Show in 2005, comedian Dave Chappelle will be making his first true headlining appearance in New York City on June 19 at Radio City Music Hall. And after a number of sets last year – including a surprise appearance with Chris Rock at the Comedy Cellar in NYC and touring with the Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival – it’s probably...

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Mirror Hates Itself
Mar31

Mirror Hates Itself

After some careful self-reflection, a mirror realized things would have turned out better if it had just gone to college like its cousin Joey, who gets to work in that four-star hotel in New York, and just thinks he’s so cool, and never shuts up about how much better it is in the big city.   More jokes, at no extra...

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Inspired by NBA’s Amnesty Clause, New York Yankees Petition MLB to Create Euthanasia Clause
Mar29

Inspired by NBA’s Amnesty Clause, New York Yankees Petition MLB to Create Euthanasia Clause

“If Baron Davis can have his contract removed from the salary cap number, I don’t see why we can’t load up Mark Teixeira with thoroughbred levels of pancuronium bromide,” said a team spokesman in the New York Yankees’ report to Major League Baseball. More jokes, at no extra...

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Local Man Pretty Sure He Figured Out Jurassic Park’s System Flaws
Mar28

Local Man Pretty Sure He Figured Out Jurassic Park’s System Flaws

A man watching the 1993 action/thriller film Jurassic Park reported that if he was in charge, things would have turned out differently. “It was that Nedry guy,” said a confident Jeff Baker, as he momentarily glanced away from his television screen. “Hammond keeps saying they ‘spared no expense,’ but if that’s true, then why hire the lowest bidder for a key staff position?” “Plus, why...

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‘Let’s Be Cops’ Red Band Trailer Adds Promise to 2014 Comedy Slate
Mar27

‘Let’s Be Cops’ Red Band Trailer Adds Promise to 2014 Comedy Slate

Red band trailers are a double-edged sword. On one hand, you get a better feel for what kind of movie you’ll be seeing, but you’ll also potentially be seeing some of the best R-rated content in it. In the case for Let’s Be Cops, it at least gives the movie a fighting chance for an audience because its raunchiness and vulgarity will likely have to be the laurels upon which it rests. So far, so good. Starring Jake...

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